George, I'm sure real estate can be had for pennies an acre in Greenland. Sure, there's a mile of ice on top of it, but when it all melts you'll make a killing on real estate and St. Thomas will be flooded from the rising sea levels.
James, Captain of the Pirate Fleet is already taken, but there are several other cabinet positions available.
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Posted by Fritz to Cyclelicious at 5/19/2006 01:32:14 PM